yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
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Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
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He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
My feet surprised me
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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