Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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