I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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