Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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