I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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