Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
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The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
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On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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