i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
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Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
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Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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