I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
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So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
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After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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