I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
wrigley field is MILF paradise
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
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thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
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my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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