That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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