She's JV to your varsity
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
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definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
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Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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