I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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