He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
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Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
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Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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