Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
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Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
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I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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