hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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