Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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