I don't think brook has ever known best
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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