Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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