I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
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New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
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Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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