Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
where does the pee come out of this thing
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
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