is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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