We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
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