Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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