...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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