I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
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i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
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I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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