Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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