"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
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i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
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Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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