...so i touched it.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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