Dual....:-)
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
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Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
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I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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