I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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