I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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