Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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