did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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