Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
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you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
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He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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