We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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