The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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