Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Dicks are not precious.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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