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how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
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She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
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I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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