just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
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He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
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Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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