this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
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I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
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Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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