yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
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oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
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What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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