ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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