i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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