Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
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The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
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I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle