Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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