This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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