how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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