Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
Randomize
