He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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