Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
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HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
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Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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