okay pat passed out under dana's car
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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