No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
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I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
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Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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