Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
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They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
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this hospital has no fireball
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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