whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
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Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
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I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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