If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Let's get the cat blown out
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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