NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
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He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
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What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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