pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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