I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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